In their relentless mission to eliminate the Cobra threat across the globe, the Joes have intercepted secret Cobra Intel hinting at their whereabouts. General Hawk has deployed a top GI Joe member to recon those locales. The following report is highly classified. Here are Agent Katzenbogen’s (aka Bazooka) findings.
Dear General Hawk, I went ta Disneyland like ya told me to looking for Cobra and here I am at the entrance. No signs of Cobra yet, but there was sort of electrical interference as the camera was malfunctioning and it would not focus. Oh well.
Next stop Main Street. I walked around a bit but didn’t see nothin’ I thought I saw Destro for a sec, but it turned out to be some kid with a silver Mylar balloon. Had to use petty cash for a new balloon for the kid. Sorry!
Then I decided to take a look near “It’s a small world just in case ol Chrome Dome was in the area, Got a hat while I was there, ya know, cause of the sun. Honest.
Then I looked in “It’s a small world a couple of times but once again no sign of Cobra
I thought for sure I’d hit pay dirt on “Big Thunder Mountain” but got a big ol’ Goose egg.
I figured I’d check for..uh…HISS Tanks here. Yeah that’s it! HISS Tanks.
Searching for Cobra is though work! I think I’ll take a break for just a seco….zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Report complete. No further intel available.